Does anybody have any good come backs for when people find out that you are part of LGBT?

What was your most ignorant comment somebody said to you? What witty comeback did you say? For me i get it all the time when people find out I’m bi. "But you look and act normal" "do you swing?" usually i just shake my head and leave but recently i snapped! Somebody told me, "just because you get drunk and make out with a girl does not mean your bi!" i looked them dead in the eye and said, “Your right, especially since I’ve been getting drunk and making out with girls since i was 8" they kind of shut up as people laughed. Another one i used was when people try to preach to me about how I’m going to hell, how i need Jesus. I shoot back, "no worries, just talked to Jesus and God and they're cool with me being bi, especially since I’m already a Christian, thanks though!" i need a good laugh after dealing with ignorance. What are ya'lls?