Relationship Problems?

I live in my apartment with my girlfriend and her two dogs. I woke up yesterday morning and entered the living room to find a humongous pile of dog feces on the living room carpet. I immediately grabbed the dogs and threw them out of the window, i then realized what i had done. Looking down at the 20 feet drop, i was regretting what i had done. My girlfriend later returned home from work. She is continuing to cry and pleeds that she will never forgive me. But back to the orirginal question. How many 'Police Acadmey's are there?